a very warm (??) welcome 2 ye olde Mortonium-Emporium®™© ???
we no longer sell windex®
welcome 2 ye olde Mortonium-Emporium®™©
(the conflagration of my (john d morton) world gift giving thoughts)

Alas, poor Yorick . . .
in business over 100 years (in 2111)
Ye Olde Shoppe Keeper, John D Morton, is meditaing on the plastic arts!!*

& so what's for sail (or sale)?w

eels 4 sail

visit the eelPorium®™© your exclusive agent for
official "
®™© electric eels" memorabilia & ephemeralia
eels 4 sail The very finest in High Art 'Giclée Prints
from the artistical John D Morton
eels 4 sail The very finest in artisinal & far-seeing photographic work
from artastic John D Morton
come inside ye olde Mortonium Emporium ®™© & browse
(a world of Post-Uber-Urbane-Exsistentialists gifts)
(the appropriate gift for the post-apocalypse will always be appreciated .
 . .)
 
 
* (& he is pleasant on the phone.)
¥ Giclée French for "to squirt, spurt, or spray" in other words "INKJET"

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Sad
still sad about 911

Professional punkster, John Morton, late of the Electric Eels, takes on the web site design in his ty

pical

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welcome to John D. Morton 's "The Mortonium Emporium where fine gift giving has been a tradition for over 100 years (in 2111)
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John D. Morton, founder of the nascent proto proto-punk, Cleveland's own Electric eels 's welcomes you to mortonia.com from whence all things mortonian emanate!!